Saturday, 28 October 2023

Sorry, Sir we will take care..

During his college days, his class suffered the misfortune of a typical lecturer for a difficult subject. The lecturer exhibited the perfect exhibition of ambidextrous skill - using chalk by the right-hand and duster by the left-hand to wipe away without a pause. This virtuoso act managed to keep the students in perpetual confusion. The students did not get to see a word of the written matter. In place of the students, the blackboard enjoyed free education and a facelift! 

To lessen the impact of these ‘write-erase’ lectures, the students opted to spend their time productively, to combat the resulting boredom. They researched and brought out a seminal work, “Types, classification and genetic determination of posterior craniums”.  Left with little or no energy, they did not attempt to look for a more grandiose looking title -based on Latin, Greek or any other exotic language! Final year exams looming large, some of the students even suggested leaving this avenue open for further exploration to the next batch. In their view, such lecturers neither will retire soon nor change their method of teaching. This left a burning desire in Imaginch’s mind, that if at all, he would become a better teacher. 

This experience was an eye opener.  Imaginch did not want to take it in his stride. He thought, "Why not I do something to smoothen the pitfalls in getting an education".  He chuckled to himself and thought about it as a noble idea! He methodically honed his skills, crammed his mind with information on many subjects, to become a teacher. To deal with difficult concepts, he wanted to use scale models as visual aids. In his opinion it brought fun and clarity to the subject matter. Slowly and steadily, he was inching towards his goal – to become a practical teacher. 

Eagerly he waited for an opportunity. As it often happens in life, his dream gave way to reality, and it swept him away into a different career stream. Years rolled by. His son and daughter were climbing up the education ladder. Though explicitly they did not seek his help, Imaginch unilaterally volunteered, as he could not keep his ambition bottled up forever. Literally he snatched the chance to wear the mantle of a teacher. 

The “recap” classes began whenever he and his children were free. Impromptu improvisations, frivolous points from their textbooks and novel examples chosen were way beyond their requirement and comprehension. Confused looks invited even more elaborate explanations. After enduring the ordeal for some days, the children coolly developed an evasive manoeuvre  to end the session as soon as possible. They simply put upon a bright face and an all-knowing smile. Holidays were not any different. They could only envy the other children who enjoyed holidays with fun and games. 

The ‘all study and no fun’ policy of their father made them unhappy and sore.  Growing tired of the constant barrage in the guise of parental help, they even thought of appealing to the school administration, not to schedule holidays.  On the sidelines the brother and sister decided to-do something that could permanently close down the home-tuition center. Approaching classmates for ideas was discussed and discarded as a bad move. Direct approach promised an uncertain outcome – more of the classes or much more of the classes. It was trouble in capital letters. Out of their dilemma, a gem of an idea emerged. By running the idea under various scanners, they concluded – yeah, let us give it a try. 

Children started interacting with doubts and sought more and more clarifications. Imaginch was not blind to these subtle changes, his children started showing. He felt proud that his practical teaching methods has started yielding dividends.  Though once in a while, the inkling that something else was at play rose and fell in his mind. With term exams round the corner, he shifted his entire focus on it. He impressed on them, “It is important to be able to explain clearly whatever you have understood and don’t hesitate to bring it out” A few days later, two stacks of corrected answer papers greeted him, standing testimony for the children’s grasp and his teaching skill. 

With a triumphant smile, he started to go through them. He was surprised to not that papers relating to subjects he revised exhaustively were missing, in both the stacks. He knew- his son and daughter would not deliberately withhold them. Then what was the issue-this nagging unease started to worry him. The children did not say anything on their own, waiting for him to make the first move. Imaginch broke the ice at dinner time. The children dropped the bombshell - informed him that the teachers wanted to meet with him. The rest of dinner time passed in impregnable silence. Wearing a worried look, Imaginch  called it a day. Having unloaded their burden, the children too quietly withdrew from the scene. 

The next day at school, Imaginch endured an agonising wait. The teachers had classes to attend to. Finally, when they made their appearance, he felt nervous. The silently slid two stacks of withheld test papers in front of him. Growing anxiety and confusion replacing the earlier agony, he glanced through them.  Not to prolong the suspense, one of the teachers said, “Do you know why no marks have been awarded? The kids have been doing well and suddenly why this sort of elaborate and out of syllabus answers? Would you please enlighten us? Another teacher added, “Test papers help us to assess the comprehension of the student and it is important to fine tune outreaching. Sorry sir, we will   take care of them, if you don’t mind”. Then the teachers took time to award and total the marks scored without any further conversation. Imaginch understood the unspoken, subtle hint- “hands off”.

He returned home realizing his role in parenting – not to inject himself into the teaching profession. He admired his children for not having openly blamed him and the ingenious way they chose to send a silent message. Though he felt like coming out of storm clouds wondering, “Was there a need for my teaching?” 

Saturday, 14 October 2023

Mr. 1% Scientist

For some reason, his grandchildren have started calling him Mr. 1% Scientist. He was dumbfounded and confused in equal measures. Because it was a brand-new moniker and they never used the prefix "Mr", ever before, while addressing him with one of their many “pet” names.

Exuding innocence and dripping with satire, they lobbed this verbal grenade in his direction, “Grandpa do you know, a car mechanic either bends over the engine block or slides under the chassis to locate and rectify the problem!” It was saddening to realise that as a mechanic in the example, he did not even deserve a hydraulic platform for the work!

To teach them the value of perseverance, he had been constantly narrating stories on the failures and struggles of scientists, inventors and pathfinders who then went on to achieve greater things. His current state of affair was due to this over enthusiasm and must have been in the making in their mind, for some time. Imaginch  had only himself to blame. The deeply buried guilt - nothing good had come out of his education or professional experience, surfaced to torment him with a derisive smirk- which he only could feel.

To further electrify their imaginative minds, he chose to dwell upon the trials and tribulations that Edison endured, to finally light up an electric bulb. He rued his failure to highlight the other life-changing inventions, leaving an impression in their minds that Edison did not do anything beyond the bulb. What worried Imaginch the most was “these anecdotes meant to guide them in the future did not make much of an impression on them”.

So, the children conveniently concluded that whoever attempted and failed many times, chasing a one in a hundred chance type success qualified for a moniker. To distinguish from Edison, they came up with the moniker “Mr.1% Scientist”, as a private joke. In one fell swoop, they put him on an express lift shooting up to the hundredth floor and placed him on a pedestal near Mr. Edison. Maybe for a friendly chat or as a means to knock him down. He understood the bitter truth, rather belatedly.

Imaginch was exasperated and at his wits end. This moniker became a nightmare and brought up unpleasant memories of his own failings. “I will have to think of something or otherwise, I will lose everything”. This is not about a business venture going red and south, but his locus standi as a know-all and do-all. With no control to switch off or postpone, he frantically searched for ways to tackle this monster head-on.

One thing became crystal clear from these taunts – a new invention or   writing an original research paper would do for a starter. But his sanity prevailed by pointing out “You never had that drive when in prime, so why talk about some patents and steady flow of ideas now; not a winner but what about a place in the also ran category?” Imaginch understood the implications of this reality check and accepted the painful verdict - like a prey coming face to face with a skilled hunter.

At this juncture, his grandchildren, sweet and mischievous kids, offered an opening and dumped a heap of unserviceable toy collections onto his lap, literally! Their body language silently challenged him to succeed at least in this endeavour. Not to be intimidated by this approach, he hastily assembled the tools and started to marshal the required working knowledge in structural, mechanical and electronic principles. Of course, behind their back and prying eyes.                                                   

This proved frustrating to the aged grey cells of his brain. Their summer vacation and constant presence added heat to the straining neuron bundles. He burnt electric bulbs instead of the proverbial midnight oil- in memory of the Father of electric bulb. Yet the silver lining was a little alone time - from time to time the children were busy giving company to the family TV!

The condensed version of his attempts, failures and despair read like this:

The innovative glues and materials he selected to heal the structural damages resulted in additional broken pieces. Mechanical toys exhibited their own dislike to his handling and refused to get repaired. Improvised repairs carried out on Remote Control toys ended up in a wisp of smoke or run amuck at crazy angles only to crash and break, announcing yet another bunch of failures. His hindsight did not fail to strike the nail squarely on its head - could you have not resisted the temptation of using the express lift and a seat on the pedestal, alongside Edison? Imaginch could only fumble and failed to come up with an answer.

On the day of reckoning, with a sad face he told them, “Yes. It looks like I have failed”. With confidence level nose diving, he was blindsided and did not see the sucker punch coming his way!   The children, eyes twinkling with spark of mischief said, "You are a genius at conjuring up failures. Better luck next time". They silently left the room, not bothering to look at the heap of unrepaired toys.

 He belatedly understood, after the grandchildren left home, that they knew the toys were unserviceable and their grandpa would not be able to make them work. Moniker or not, it was a devastating experience, worse than the accumulating guilt for not having done anything useful.