Saturday, 31 December 2022

On the march of forwards.... -213-

Social media thrives on patronage. Once used to this fingertip wonder of a whirlpool, the patrons literally crave to stamp their presence. With just a casual look around, one can witness the two handed, two finger typo dance, over the display screen - mimicking a Russian ballet dance on the go! Of the numerous dance forms, this defies definition and rules!

My heart beats with the touch screen, with or without the scratch guard, and the multiple mega pixel camera lenses. The smartphone designers would not have dreamt about the tough workout for the hapless touch screens. No doubt, the designers must have walked off with a Guinness record for heaving a collective sigh of relief!

With the "hands on" experience on call, the patron is now confident to exhibit the acquired skills. It starts with simple messages to relatives and friends. Emojis are shared to gladden or sadden each other at supersonic speeds.

With practice leading the demand, more and more time is spent with the cell phone. The cell phone is smart and the patron.....learning to become one? 

Appetite for more is satisfied by ferreting out hidden features of the media and cell Phone. Mounting, self-inflicted pressure moves the boundaries beyond greet and wish messages. Why to leave the unearthed features to be under exploited?

Every waking and walking moment of a social media savvy, the touch screen suffers, without breathing time. To keep the multiple cameras in good humour and be impartial, the user clicks pictures and shoots videos of whatever catches his or her fancy for the "forward and forget" messages! 

After a while, the generated "selfie storms" weaken on the borders of mediocrity. To keep the kettle boiling, forgotten and long-lost acquaintances are renewed and added to the roster. The hidden reason for this frantic enlisting is - the patron has been "blocked" out by many from his first list! The craving to stamp one's presence nosedives when even the "forward and forget" messages get ignored.

Like a seasoned hunter looking for prey, the patron trains the media gun on images, information and exhortations. Received messages and videos, fits the bill for instant "forwards". In desperation even news items get the chance for multiple electronic journeys. Now what happens? The inevitable expectations peep, beep and galvanise the sender to check for replies. Instant replies are welcome and delayed ones acceptable. Some of the messages probably got deleted. No matter what, the user keeps the chats flowing! 

Not to be put down so effortlessly, the sender then checks on the social media activity of non-responsive recipients. The sender has learnt to be a spy, on the smartphone! The talented individuals are drawn into the "interest" group and take it upon themselves to get into each other's smart phone. The enthusiastic ones get into as many groups as possible and merrily continue with their craft. Number of such groups formed rivals the growth of weeds. With various "interest "groups actively travelling the labyrinths of social media, the service providers smile, and the networks experience electronic stampede.

After some time, the shocker comes - on the same day and on getting the same "forwarded" messages many times over. Since everyone in the group is doing the same thing, it is not at all embarrassing to anyone! This the tragedy of being in many likeminded groups.

Slowly the initial euphoria evaporates. Disenchanted users embrace dead silence to postings in the group. Some "brave" ones quit after a decent interval- out of timidity! Still the merry churning by the group goes on with diehard activists - numbering a dismal two or three. 

It is anybody's guess why the group does not fold on itself. How easily the social media platform becomes crowded like the busy Railway junctio? Happy gathering (withering) of collective indifference? 






 


Sunday, 18 December 2016

Imaginch's doubts - part 2

Why the visuals on T V always show policemen in groups when out on the streets on a high alert situation?
This doubt had Imaginch in a bit of bother. His explanation should be such that it does not take lightly the efforts of the police personnel but at the same time be convincing. Though he had watched such visuals on T V and on two  or three occasions while passing by such grouping en route to a bus terminus or a railway station but this thought never cropped up in his mind: the police grouping is meant to dispel the anxiety of general public by a show of strength and nonchalance.

Why fewer police personnel are present when hooligans go berserk, in the name of regional solidarity, targeting ‘others’ who have been living there for generations? Is there no other means to observe solidarity?
This was another related doubt to the personnel in uniform. May be the uniform is not the best shield against allegation of outright condemnation of highhandedness, which comes predictably after every police action. Secondly the uniform is not an insurance cover against attacks by the mob, who in their stirred up frenzy mistake these brothers as the government. Thirdly, someone in the mob can identify and take them on one-to-one at a later date as the nonstop visuals telecasts can come in handy, in the wrong hands. The mob does not worry about getting identified from the same visuals in the secure knowledge that there are some vested forces waiting to take care of them.

The narrow minded mob psychology exhibits only its tunnel vision. No time to read notes on demographic compulsions and then react to a situation. Expecting a mob to use peaceful means to show solidarity for a cause, which anyways does not get the deserved attention, remains a pipe dream. The mob comes armed to the teeth with lethal weapons, made in indigenous factories. The mob would be in no mood to distinguish between a pellet injury and a bullet injury to go on another rampage.

In a bid to get in to the policemen’s shoes , Imaginch thought like this: Probably the men in uniform would be saluting the common man’s grit and determination to face it alone as they were busily in safeguarding the assets of VVIP and VIPs!

Why the militants target only the security forces?
Like a hero getting under the skin of the character he has to portray, Imaginch went epidermis to find out the answer, though he was literally shaking with fear of being branded as a sympathizer or even worse and tagged under (“case fit for sedition charges”) CFFSC which he did not want to expand and be caught. He was very conscious of his position or stand and needed no urging from TV channels.

Theoretically a non-state operator, the militant is unable to take on the might of the Nation in a straight combat. High on hate and low on human values, life and ethics, he targets the uniform deluding himself that he had taken on the Nation.  There is no place in his skull to think that “fighting for a contrived and non-existent cause, dead and buried without being acknowledged” is not valour or sacrifice or honour by any scripture.  Yet to a militant, the security forces represent a Nation; it’s well being an impediment for the rule of anarchy.

And why the security forces are not able to spot and stop the militants before they cross over?
The first point that came to his mind empathized with the forces on one solid reason – absence of a visible no-man’s land where anyone crossing over is a non-welcome visitor. Secondly the terrain has rivulets, forest cover and local inhabitants. The last fact reins in their fire power fearing civilian casualties which inadvertently acts as a cover for these militants. Thirdly, indistinguishable resemblance to the local inhabitants makes them tread cautiously to avoid a hue and cry about restricting freedom of movement. Running out of further reasoning, Imaginch let out a satisfied sigh.He hoped to have nullified the effect of his act of getting under the skin of a militant with this spirited defence on behalf of the security forces.

Why people keep saying that someone is lucky?
This was like coming closer to home truth which resides ever one’s mind. Probably used as a release mechanism to vent out personal exasperation based on perceived lucky factor. In a phlegmatic sense, by comparing with another individual, it could be an ill will factor. But his doubt remained uncleared  – does it really matter?

Why people credit ‘narrow escapes’ to their favourite idols instead of allowing the escapees to credit it to their respective good fortune?
The answer to this doubt was devoid of any sensational insight. Self doubt leans on an “idol” for support, time and again, and to keep the “idol” pleased, taking no credit for the action or inaction leading to the event. This is a perpetual ritual. On the other hand, the escapee has the freedom to divert the credit or own it for the timely actions or inaction which culminated in the event. Imaginch wondered whether he had become ‘hyperbolic’ to come up with such thinking!

Why the differently clad avatars, claiming to have ultra super natural powers do not command the clouds to rain and quench the thirst of teeming millions and save lakhs of acres of crops?
Here Imaginch had to tread carefully as the discussion could turn in to a raging religious storm - left, right and the rainbow politico wings ready to fan the fire.The differently clad globe trotters might be constantly in touch with the clouds.They barely might have time to admire the beauty of the clouds from the window seats. Using a fraction of their ultra supernatural power why they could not 'order' the clouds to start raining? Is this a portion out of syllabus for them or this miracle not worth the effort?

Sunday, 11 December 2016

Imaginch's doubts - part1



All of a sudden, clouds of doubts assembled in Imaginch’s mind. They had a mind of their own and started to torment him in sleep, by parading horrific dreams of demons demanding a resolution. No amount of squirming in the bed or cursing his stars could check the free runs these doubts. In frustration he decided to take leave of absence, doubting whether this move would help him to find answers. But before that could happen, he had to prepare a list of doubts which would guide him in this great endeavour. Imaginch was well aware of his ‘Mensa’ score and had great trouble in convincing himself to embark on this journey.

When the first man landed on the lunar surface, which phase of moon was visible to him?
He calculated it to be nearing the full moon phase, for us, and more closely between 10th and 12th day after new moon day! To arrive at this guess he struggled with an ephemeris for that year and month of landing. Having done so much of work he was excited to get in to an astronaut’s space suit and steal a look at mother earth, hoping to see almost half of it in day light.

He wondered,“How many people might have seen the dark or hidden side of the moon”?
This doubt came to his mind as an afterthought of the earlier one. It took him some time to realise that the visible face of the moon has never changed since his childhood! He was neither a keen observer nor knowledgeable in orbital mechanics between earth and moon. So he had decided to take the moon’s appearance at its face value, mainly to avoid finding an answer to this doubt. Now things started to look different. It became clear to him that the answer lay in guessing the number of persons who had that opportunity to see the hidden side of moon, except aliens. About two dozen astronauts fell in to the slot. What human eyes could see, a camera lens also could see! The total went up another dozen to account for the unmanned probes that had orbited around moon. The moon on its part went on showing the same profile with fascinating phases. Full moon to new moon it inspired poets and hung on as a lamp in the garden of love.

Like a meteorite falling from the sky, Imaginch’s doubts took a nose dive and crash landed on earth – “Is there a connection between the geographical features – the Marianna trench and Mount Everest? Is it by coincidence or design that both the landmark and watermark happen to be in Asian continent”?
He knew for sure - the only time he was sure about anything, that this doubt had no definite answer. Undeterred he went about collecting information about the Everest and the Marianna Trench.

The squabbles surrounding the actual height did
not lower its grandness or his esteem for Mount Everest in his mind. The fact that Mariana Trench lay on the ocean floor did not raise a doubt about its capacity to hold several thousand million tons of sea water. He was only trying to find out if by any chance the land mass excavated from the trench could have contributed the working mass for the Everest? Will it be with or without the snow cover?

The hitch was that he was unable get accurate of length and breadth details for Mount Everest alone.Having started the game, he did not like to call it quits at this stage. Instead, he assumed his own averaged numbers for the height of the Himalayan mountain chain and the depth of the Trench to carry on with the calculations:
The Marianna trench has the volume capacity of 6, 15,825 cu.km, the volume occupied by Himalayan mountains stood at 26, 40,000 cu.km . According to calculation 1 cu.km volume can hold 100, 00, 00,000 tons of water.

The volume capacity of Himalayan mountain chain worked out to be has 4.29 times greater than that of the Marianna Trench. He was too terrified to find out the tons of water that was needed to fill the Trench.He was sure the answer will have many zeroes and did not want to be reminded of his dismal academic record. He became exasperated at the moment when his old pocket calculator refused to oblige.

Nobody has really counted the number sand particles on earth or nobody has really counted the number of nebulae and number of stars in each nebula. Yet, everybody came up with a mind boggling number of 10 raised to the power(20 to 40) for a starter. There was always room for revision. Disliking this wisdom, Imaginch decided to call it quits and scooted from the scene faster than a scared rabbit , deciding to live with a doubt rather than grappling with a ghost from the school days.  Neither he was strong in mathematics nor it had been kind to him!

However, his chest swelled with pride even after this mathematical misadventure. This swelling of chest and size measurements have been doing the rounds in the last 2 ½ years and he also wanted to  personally experience it  ,if at all there was anything attached with this human element.

Sunday, 4 December 2016

The silent spectator

The objective of the silent spectator is not to enjoy the excitement without active participation or to remain passive when events of impact unfold before the eyes. Remaining silent might be an automated self defence mechanism with the sole intent and purpose of avoiding an escalation, though soldiers armed to the teeth would be absent in this conflict zone. This is not about a cat on the wall but about a dog in the bag.

The unwanted noise that assails the ear drums gets no protest,even from its owners. Be it the festivals that let loose noise touching intolerable levels or the honking horns of motorists or screeching jet liners or the personal audio devices – the list is long and hurting. Though the ear drums want to shout, it succumbs to the doubt whether its protest will be heard among the dins of modern life. Getting tired of the insults, the ear drums play their trump card – become partially deaf as if to extract a small revenge on the users. Even at this state the ear drums have to remain a silent spectator while the white coated gentleman conducts sound tests and squarely blames the defective hearing system for a fee. With lesser noise to disturb, the ear drums wonder, “Which is fashionable – hearing aid or head phone?”

People like to read updates on cell phones, laptops and notepads on the go. In their hurry they tend to ignore reading glasses or lighting conditions or the vibrations making the eyes literally weep over the updates. They act as if their very existence depends on this act.  Back home, the strained eyes have to entertain the tired mind by staying focused on the T V screen. They would like to ask “this might be relaxation for you but why subject us to such sufferings? Is there any other option except to close their eyes on this unanswered question? The maximum the eyes can do is to let out tear drops or become bloodshot.

There are people who like to be in touch with others at any time of the day, unmindful of the inconveniences to the other person spoken to or the silent spectator present within earshot. They rival the social networks in passing on gossips or prying in to a third person’s life at will. Though these are earfuls , the spectator, who remains silent to preserve a fragile peace at home, might be pleading for a little peace of mind.

Morning walk and newspaper introduces another kind of a silent spectator. If lucky the spectator gets to meet with a motorist driving through a one-way street or jumping a red signal. Otherwise silently completes reading news items regarding chilling acts of terrorism, murky public life and global shenanigans. Not even in a position to tackle stray dog menace in the locality, the reader silently acts and reacts and forgets as soon as breakfast time passes. In the extreme cases, the silent spectator meets with ‘feathers from the flock of hawks of the same kind’ - only to listen to their lofty opinions and forget the whole thing by lunch time.

More often than not, logical discussions are avoided even though the points being readied are valid. Issues larger than logical arguments force this spectator - not to speak. Such a person can only wish to be out of ear shot and out of sight, which may or may not be possible always! Similar is the case when the urge rises to say ‘volunteer help only if requested’ and the spectator backs down in to silence for fear of being branded non-compassionate. This stamping becomes vehement if the silent spectator shows blue cross sympathy on animals rather than on neighbours.

There is a special type of silent spectator – suffering on account of other silent spectators. Unfortunately, this forced silent spectator’s roll comes packaged as functions and obligations scripted by harmonic laws, whatever it means! All the elements of music – tune, pitch, amplitude, frequency and composition fail to sync with each other. The ordinary variety of the breed might feel fortunate in comparison with this special type.

Silent spectators- ordinary or special do not feel that you are alone in this world. There are others in the queue.  A good example is the surveillance camera which tries its best by nodding its head up and down, twisting the neck right and left and straining its eye capture sharp images on 24 X 7 routine. For all the hard work, is it being called by any other elegant name? Will a silent spectator be satisfied with another name - a jaw cruncher perhaps! There are giant brothers in the same league – the celestial objects watching all of us from astronomical distances!

Enough of a solace or want some more!

Sunday, 27 November 2016

The lizard on the lamp post



Imaginch felt miserable as his sleep pattern had started edging towards the border of insomnia. Not long ago, he had been happily going about this one activity like a Swiss watch – afternoons in day dreaming while asleep and at nights sound asleep with an accompaniment of snoring instruments. He became upset as he could not find out the reason for this act of treason. The simple inability to fall asleep, at appointed times and for scheduled duration, had other invisible effects which he alone could notice.

Not having anything to do at these ‘trying’ times, he focused his attention on the invisible effects it has brought on him. A parade of emotions goose stepped with a regularity mocking the pendulum of any antique clock or an automatic mechanical watch showing moments in action. Even at the sleepless state, he did not fail to appreciate the suitability of a grandfather clock or the wrist watch to be cited as an example, than the digital versions. At times a border skirmish between memorable thoughts and thoughts that are best forgotten but are getting recycled, took place without any prompting. 

In the meanwhile he tried out a host of home remedies, including reading of books which he did not want to read anyways. All of them failed to yield the desired result echoing the veto pattern followed by the permanent members in UN.

These counter measures unwittingly helped in increasing his awareness about what really was happening in the thinking part of his body. Imaginch let out a derisive laugh at this action. So far none accepted that he had this faculty or were unwilling to concede that he might at least be aware of its existence! This thought about their dilemma was one of the many that he wanted to erase from his memory.

On one such failed falling-asleep sessions, he accidentally stumbled up on the discovery that during all these turmoil, the left hemisphere of his brain was becoming warmer. He could actually identify the location from which the muscular tectonic plates were moving and causing the upheavals. For a man swimming in the sea of sleeplessness, it appeared to be a life line. He started to keenly observe this activity with closed eyes.
The purpose of closed eyes was to let others think that he has already fallen asleep and to avail the opportunity to calmly grasp that life line and eventually fall asleep.  Not to allow him any such scope, a confusing signal started coming out. The right hemisphere also joined the chorus with loud music and meaningless verse. He was afraid that at one point of time all his thoughts might leak through the head like the famous wiki account.

 Many days after turning over in his bed, he peered through a window which was facing the street. In the wee hours of the night, the leaves and branches of the tree have decided to take some rest as no wind was around to disturb them. His gaze slightly shifted away from the foliage and settled on a spot near the sodium vapour lamp on a lamp post. At first this was not an inspiring sight but a sudden darting movement caught and held his eyes.

On the underside of the protective cover for the bulb, a lizard was busy hunting for insects. The lizard’s stealthy moves to launch a sudden attack on the ignorant insect fascinated him. He continued to watch this act of the lizard from different sectors of the battleground, damn sure of the vacuum pads on its legs that would prevent it from falling to the ground. For a few more days, he continued to watch this uneven battle hoping against hope that at least once an insect would escape from the snaring tongue of the lizard.

Indulging in a rare and figurative thinking, he understood in a flash that when the lamp is switched off, the insects go away. With no insect to hunt, the lizard moves on to another place to wait and trap the unwary. All these happenings fail to impress the lamp post in anyway. After this time, he stopped watching the battle of the lizard with the insects as it has already given him an insight on his predicament.

Coffee to dinner, shopping to sleeping minor irritants experienced left his mind on boil. Events around him in which he had no interest stuck in his mind like limpets on the keel of a ship. He felt going insane like the clothes in a washing machine – twisted and in knots. He decided to switch off the lamp.

Amplifying his thoughts, he reasoned that imagination tries to paint a mental image with pigments of anger, disappointment, enmity, frustration or a host of other elements to frame ‘the identity crisis ’. Allowing the emotions to stay in their true colour – black & white or grey may not look beautiful but would be true to the subjects. He knew the insects would fly away.

Mega doses of illogical exhortations on the efficacy of gurus offering instant salvation making him to wonder “what life is all about? Is there no place for being confident of solving issues by logical actions?”  He dismissed the lizard from the mind and assumed the role of the lamp post.

In the end it became clear to him that some may start at the origin and try to travel the length of a holy river and others might start at the tail end and travel upwards to the birth place of the river. He hoped this clarity of purpose would lead him to be at peace with his thoughts and eventually might allow him to resume his normal sleep pattern!

Sunday, 20 November 2016

Taming the time-Reset the clock

He was reclining in his ‘lounge’ chair. It had depth & ample cushioning to comfortably sit, work and even enjoy a catnap.  He took great pride in getting it custom made – with swivel arms, reading lamps and all. He never allowed any one to trespass and the only exception being the Madame of the house or otherwise she would occupy the chair anyway!

This reticent behaviour earned him the sobriquet “idiosyncrasy of intelligentsia” from the clan and friends.  Criticism apart, this label allowed him to rule over the kingdom with none daring to intrude for fear of steaming verbal attacks. The chair was not simply ‘the furniture’ for him but a portal from which he cast the net to catch and stay in touch with the clan, a few friends and their families also.

He had burnt his tongue many times over by speaking aloud and now had found a novel method – PPP.  His friends were the channels through which he funneled his thoughts. Agreement or disagreement with them happens in silence after the reader gets time to deliberate the issue before responding. His reverie stopped at this point as it reminded him of pending issues with his friends.  He disliked getting “silence” as an answer and liked the surgical approach – ‘Yes’ or a ‘No’. Muser became annoyed with Bystander and Tom on account of their indecision, one way or the other.

As this low pressure was building up in a distant city, Bystander and Tom experienced a dilemma – how to explain to Muser that their respective preoccupations prevented them from completing the assignments given to them? They concluded, after a detailed tower talk, that any explanation they might come up with would only portray them as friends who took things casually.

They were aware that Muser would cross examine them like a criminal lawyer, if even an iota of doubt enters his mind. Muser had become too personal in finding fault with them - his characteristic one track mind always managed to place itself first over the rest. When frustrated, he never liked to hear excuses. They decided to act in the hope of defusing the tension that had started to build up in their own respective minds when this dilemma threatened to become a deep dilemma.

Scared of the boredom of spending the week long holidays in listless activities, Tom offered to visit Bystander. This decision of Tom and the idea to clear the backlog of pending papers sounded like music in the ears of Bystander.

Immediately after Tom’s arrival, they started to work on the stack of pending topics. Each hard copy was read and marked in pencil. The reason: Muser did not like the flow of language to change style; corrected them himself after going through the penciled notes. Suggested modifications were written in a plain sheet, topic wise, with line numbers indicating change. Because of the cumbersome rules in play, the reading was slow and in some places, a passage had to be revisited after reading a portion in some other place of the text.

Many of the author’s thoughts appeared familiar by now but their lurking confusion made the revision as new as the first reading. They silently appealed to the master of confusion to be little more attentive while writing – in many places the thoughts are found straying like a sleep walker.

Like the returning officers on poll duty, they checked, verified and rechecked what they had verified. By nightfall they had come to a point from where they hoped to start the real work of making notes for Muser’s attention. They never realised that reading a draft would be so demanding. But it presented them an opportunity to pause and bash at Muser, of course in absentia and silence!

This was an engaging exercise and they felt like examiners correcting answer sheets fearing a retotalling request! At an opportune moment they wanted to tell Muser to drop some of his obsessions or get slowed down. Mercifully, a steady stream of snacks and refreshments kept them going.

It was Bystander who first drew Tom’s attention to some of the stand-out passages he had just read: 
The life: A foot ball is helpless and even after smashed around still comes to the play ground. There is a lesson in this: let life play foot ball with you but show the resilience of the ball.

Mind over matter: The cricket ball gets punched, cut and crash-landed beyond the boundary. The player accumulates runs and the ball looses shape and sheen. Out of form and pale, the ball gets to play a few more times but the player becomes a spectator. The important thing to understand is the ball cannot reverse its state, but the willing mind can.

As the words flow: The author should not breakdown and cry on account of a fictional character suffering the trauma of an extreme emotional stress. Wisdom or enlightenment without this practical utility is like speech without sound.

Tom fell silent for few minutes after reading the marked passages and in turn showed Bystander some of the same kind, from his reading list:

The thought: Thinking and thoughts go hand in hand. Thoughts are either “living” or “martyred”. “Living” thoughts surface in conversations and speeches from a podium. They have the freedom to come out, not necessarily in a logical order as the presenter manages to put them in perspective by referring to them back and forth.

“Martyred” thoughts are those that get written down to be read in the absence of the presenter. If they are not in logical order, the reader gets lost in his or her own thoughts – lack of clarity confusing the thoughts.

Myriad Thoughts:  Thinking aloud is a transparent thought. Talking to oneself is a confused thought. Thinking within oneself is an opaque thought. Organic thought is non-polluting where as an inorganic thought pollutes. Chaotic thinking is extempore and harmonious thinking is a manufactured thought.

They fell in to a sea of dilemma – whether to declare that they understood what is meant or decide that these passages are to be taken out of the texts. When they have not understood, they cannot exorcise it. Defeat and despair awaited them with each stand-out passage. If anyone wanted to experience the real feeling of a ‘candidate’ breathing down the neck of an ‘evaluator’, they were ready with the invitation – such was their exasperated state.

But they were clear about one thing: Muser must have stretched his imagination to its elastic limit while writing and in estimating the time required to read one of his drafts. Probably he did not understand or chose to ignore the mental convulsions that are to be undergone to grasp the essence and then work on the editing process. They decided to pose questions on all these sour-thumb sentences at a later date. Yet they could not refrain from admiring the titles chosen by Muser. At the end of the exercise, the friends felt like having come out of a boxing ring – battered and bruised. They resented Muser for drawing up the time table but conceded failure in making it for themselves.

In the meanwhile Muser had discretely found out, by employing a cloak and dagger method, his friends had finally started working on his long pending request. Feeling bad to have goaded them like this, he wanted to surprise them in person!  He had no difficulty to guess where both of them would be – in Bystander’s house.

He cautioned her to remain silent as Mrs. Bystander opened the doors to admit him in to the house. Straightaway Muser went to the study room on tip-toes. As expected he saw his friends at work like students preparing for an entrance exam. The table cluttered with print outs, pencils, tray with coffee mugs told him the story of a marathon session in progress. Compassion and admiration washed over in his mind, “If this is not friendship then what else it could be?”

The force of this thought must have alerted the friends to turn around and break in to a surprised smile. In that one instant the countless hours spent over Muser’s drafts seemed like a dream, a fascinating dream. A look at the clock told them that have been working for the several hours, non-stop! The tired eyes, knowing that a dear friend has come, did not mind staying energetic for a few more hours. Such was the confluence of thoughts among the three; the synergy communicating in place of spoken words.

Explaining, as if to clear their incomprehension regarding certain passages, Muser said,” The foot ball alludes to the determination we should show, the cricket ball assures us that there are opportunities out there - till we call it a day. The writer can show emotion after finishing the work and not before. This is a self addressed message! Martyred thoughts are those that need to be dressed up for presentation; classification of thoughts is a reflection of our own state of mind during all these sniping and skirmishing is a collective exhortation not to give up”.

The friends heaved a sigh of relief on having gotten through the work and escaping the post script – Muser’s sermon! Mrs. Bystander watched in silence and wondered – “Oh! What a bunch of nitpicking friends and when they will start doing something serious?”  She was sure there will be a heavy demand on the items she had painstakingly prepared for dinner.

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Yamadharmaj reforms


Yamadharmaraj was very much aware that in his business there are no excuses for inaction. He rounded up few ghosts with exceptional computing expertise and set to work on them. For the sake of company he included his deputy in the discussions, as he did not want to leave loose ends. Yama had another hidden agenda - to take over the data base inscribed in the ledger held by Chitragupta.

The first technical glitch pointed out by the ghosts was how to spread the App to the earthlings without the help of a platform of an App stores.
Yama asked them, “Is it not possible to find ways to avoid all these diverse routing? Do not forget, the objective is to establish direct contact with users”.

The ghosts went in to huddle and held a deep discussion, throwing out technical jargons. Though Yama and Chitragupta were mercifully spared the pain of mind crunching, the avalanche of ‘bytes’ left them little disoriented. Coming out of the huddle the ghosts explained it was possible to create a ‘worm’ that can carry a zip-unzip strain and infest the App stores with the App to be developed by them. This would be a ghost program and the host computers cannot detect it and activate defensive measures.

Yama asked with impatience, “Then what was the problem you were referring to?” The tone really frightened the ghosts – experts or not they have never been scared to death earlier, like this. A ghost who was frightened the least replied, “The infestation can happen only when a Smartphone loaded with our App is used to browses internet, on earth. That is the catch! And after that it transmits to other cell phones by itself, whenever calls are made.”
The second difficulty brought in to the open was “in what medium the App has to be written?”

On hearing this, Yama became furious and roared at the ghosts, “If this is the state of your intelligence then why were you called in as experts? No matter what, you all will sit together, discuss, devise and deliver or suffer in the extreme”.

At this point, Chitragupta came alive with an imaginative solution. Hesitantly he asked, “If I bring you face to face with an earthling, can anyone of you then break in to his Smartphone and write the ‘worm’ and App, while I keep him engaged?”

The simplicity of the solution stunned every one of them, especially Yama inducing in him an uncertainty  complex that Chitragupta might try and usurp his throne one day or other in the future. He instantly doubled his vigilance against Chitragupta and wowed to thwart any evil design. He did not forget to make a mental note that once the task on hand is finished, the matter of Chitragupta must be dealt with.
 
The third severe strain was expected in uploading data from the ledger of Chitragupta to a huge data base in an understandable format for the computer.

Chitragupta, who was lolling comfortably, suddenly came alive and in utter confusion blurted out, “when I am there why worry about the magnitude of the task. I will certainly help in finishing it quickly. He added, “When I am at it I would like to finish it in style!” Yama felt that the last punch line of Chitragupta was unwarranted and self serving – when there was no option but to comply with.

Anyhow, Chitragupta was unwittingly taking those extra steps towards reformation and only that mattered to Yama. After the roll out, he decided to set aside sufficient time to deal with Chitragupta who was slowly becoming an enigma – sometimes very naive and at times brilliant like an exploding supernova.

Proud of his innovative initiatives and unmindful of becoming redundant in the scheme of things in Yamlok, Chitragupta sat gazing at the performing ghosts, vaguely recollecting the accident in which a score of artisans lost their lives.