A perfect woman with a perfect score.

The Surgeon:

Whether it is cutting vegetables, clothes or at times an argument, she exhibits a surgeon’s precision. 

At the end of the operation, she sutures – the clothes, bruised egos and at times the estranged relationships.

The Artist:

Shames an ACAD & ANSYS soft-wares by the way - she connects dots and dashes, filling shapes with coloured powders for rangoli competitions. 

If somebody asks you whether you can draw a straight line passing through number of points, with out using a scale, you think about for a while before saying “impossible”. 

This woman can do it, literally, off hand, on any surface and any number of times – circles loops and polygonals.

The General:

She is second to none in imposing a regimental discipline on her subjects. Age based considerations are out of question. 

Probably illness might get you some relaxation in the rules. But crossing a “lakshman rekha” is an offence meriting severe reprimand.

The Economist:

Spread sheets and Tally? Oh no -. She can easily work out, loans, EMIs, fees & expenditures and the anticipated size of the hole in the family budget. Living with in one’s means is practised as a rule and without an exception.

Armed with these figures, she starts a drive to prune the budget. Non-plan expenditures are jettisoned.

The Teacher:

Children are a tough category and always look for ways of cashing in on the affection-generated leniency taking it as a weakness. Like a veteran bridge player, they know when to “duck” or to come out with the “trumps”. Some times they raise the levels to bid for a ‘slam’ and duly get it – with a withering glance.

This currency does not get them anything from her. She knows too well, when to “shower” and when to “scald”. 

Helping with home work, completing a project or preparation for exams are priorities, where affection is an emotionale non grata.

The Trainer:

She imparts discipline; kindles devotion, moral values and humility; nurtures the art of developing friendship. Strongly advocates them to develop open mindedness and honesty. 

Never thinks, that once the kids start schooling, her job is done. She continues to strive to turn them into worthy citizens. 

An expert dietician that she is, permits studies and sports to be mixed in the right proportion to keep them fit and sharp. Never hesitates to seek help to better the educational prospects of her wards. 

The Physician:

From Grandma’s elixir to modern medicines, you name it; she will guide you through dosages, frequency, side effects, course duration - an encyclopaedia on symptoms & cures. Consultation is free and no prior appointment is required. Nutritional tips & recipes are gladly exchanged – a listener’s choice.

The Net-work Expert:

Virus in the network, network not connecting or the stupid PC failing to boot or has ‘hung’ itself. It does not matter at all. 

Phone calls, to friends, their friends, and relatives, their relatives get her all the information needed. 

This is her back channel diplomacy and issues are never put on a back-burner! Google (or) other search engines pant & puff and vie to get in to the second place!  

The Administrator:

Home (or) foreign affairs, the deft way she settles disputes, brokers deals and quells rebellion – in the house (or) with neighbours. Any nation would be glad to have her as an advisor!  

Nuanced response, favourably positioning, summits and sidelines, broadsides and asides – she does it all just like that. Out of media glare, of course! 

The Patron saint:

She assumes the role of a vigilant protector. She is the “Florence of Nightingale” to the sick and convalescing. 

For the worried mind, she becomes the “the dear Lightingale” – helping to remove the cob-webs, lighting the tunnel with illuminating wisdom.

She has a store of diligently gathered teaching of Gurus. All wise human beings are her Gurus – not necessarily based on I.Q but on compassion of heart.

Why the perfect score?

Achieving on all these fronts is a stupendous task, involving physical & mental gymnastics. This woman in question does all these with out a team of professionals to train her.

When the mentored physical prowess, backed up by mental tuning, exhibited during gymnastic event gets an athlete a perfect “10” why not a perfect “10” for the perfect woman? 

If I am allowed a say, to whom will I give the perfect score?

To my wife, certainly, Sir!

She totally disagrees, suspecting my insincerity- a philosopher’s stone!

If you are up to it, ‘blog’ it and I will certainly read it.

“Neatly done!!!!”