A dim-wit with penchant for making posters joined a facility. Over the years he gained working experience with 4 super bosses, 7 bosses and 3 lesser bosses. He decided to make a poster show of his experiences and it looked some thing like this:
Steno white:
Correct your draft till such time the type-written page is all whitened with fluid
Left in the lurch:
I have my car, you catch your bus.
The X factor:
Improve your common sense
Mr. Xerox:
I know what you know.
Saheb, Beewi and holidays:
Works are planned on holidays. Review on Monday.
The Blamer:
Who did this?
Emperor stri(o)kes:
You are not accommodative.
Leave Denial:
1)Why are you taking permission to go to hospital?
2)Your son is writing the exam. Why do you want leave?
Buck shot:
Can you plan your leave next week? I am on leave this week.
Washing Machine:
I am busy. You explain this to so and so…
Interview:
You did not do well in the interview. You have no grip on the subject.
Correct your draft till such time the type-written page is all whitened with fluid
Left in the lurch:
I have my car, you catch your bus.
The X factor:
Improve your common sense
Mr. Xerox:
I know what you know.
Saheb, Beewi and holidays:
Works are planned on holidays. Review on Monday.
The Blamer:
Who did this?
Emperor stri(o)kes:
You are not accommodative.
Leave Denial:
1)Why are you taking permission to go to hospital?
2)Your son is writing the exam. Why do you want leave?
Buck shot:
Can you plan your leave next week? I am on leave this week.
Washing Machine:
I am busy. You explain this to so and so…
Interview:
You did not do well in the interview. You have no grip on the subject.
The captions are catchy:
ReplyDeleteLeave Denial:
1)Why are you taking permission to go to hospital?
2)Your son is writing the exam. Why do you want leave?
confusing or confused?